Get ready to get your maximum daily allowance of ass kicking as we watch one man army Marion Cobretti take down the New Order.
Trailer:
It’s not the 80’s until there’s a montage and here’s Cobra’s bizarre one, with Robert Tepper’s “Angel of the City”:
Cobra has to take down a maniac who has taken hostages in a supermarket:
Sometimes something is so bad ass you can’t begin to comprehend it, take Cobra’s domestic life for instance:
Cobra gets involved with a high octane car chase:
Cobra has an unconventional way of dealing with assholes:
Some of the great quotes from Cobra:
Cobra has to deal with a gang of bikers attacking the hotel safe house:
Stallone schools us with some 80’s crime facts:
Cobra tracks the Night Slasher to an abandoned spark factory for the final battle:
So that’s pretty much all the videos I was able to find, be sure to check out I-Mockery’s hilarious review of Cobra that we mentioned on the podcast. You can find it here: