The kind of place where blood is on the floor every night. Fortunately the world’s greatest bouncer, Dalton, shows up to clean up the mess. Let’s take a look at Dalton’s brand of philosophy and ass kicking.
Trailer:
A taste of the Rifftrax version:
The staff learns what it’s like under Dalton Law:
Dalton shows everyone at the Double Deuce who’s in charge:
Even a razor blade in a shoe is no match for Dalton:
Brad Wesley assembles his crack team of goons:
Pain Don’ Hurt:
A tribute video to “the best cooler in the business”:
After Brad Wesely tries to stick it to Dalton by having his girlfriend give him a lap dance (Huh?) he sics his cross earing wearing, kung fu henchmen Jimmy on him:
Dalton must defend the precious beer from Wesley’s goons:
Another musical tribute to the movie, this time with The Jeff Healey Band’s classic “When the Night Comes Calling” (As heard over the end credits):
The Doors and John Lee Hooker gives us the song that partially inspired the movie, Roadhouse Blues:
Dalton manages to get the last laugh however: